I know I've complained about your service before, but I just couldn't help but share how completely contradictory your policies are. Little over a week ago you were set to deliver my new, $1200 laptop. I figured, from our past dealings, that you would just leave me a doortag and I'd have to wait an extra day or two.
But on my walk home that day I saw your truck! And I ran to catch it before the driver took off.
"Did you have a package for this address?"
"Yeah I left it on the porch."
You left my twelve hundred fucking dollar laptop on my porch? I mean yeah, I live in a pretty safe neighborhood and it would have been convenient had I actually missed your delivery, but really? $1200 item left on my fucking porch?
A few days later I ordered some cat food on Amazon for my cat because:
1. The pet store is far and I'm lazy.
2. It was cheaper and free 2-day shipping woo!
Guess what I came home to find a UPS doortag on the door for, two days later?
Fuck you, UPS.